M&Ms
The happiest M&Ms are painted pink. Fuschia pink. And there is only one totally out of this world! :D
Grateful for the validation; I had a hunch all along. :)
Friday, January 26, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
I'm Old. ;)
19th January 2007 - One Rochester
PS Cafe
Oh, you know that grin- holding onto shopping bags and relishing in delicious happiness. :) Formalites aside, I wanna say THANKS TO MY LOVELY BIATCHES for making me feel extra special on my birthday. You know I love ya! :D And you know who you are. ;) To those who could make it down and to those who couldn't but made special effort to send your luuuurve. (I can't say anymore here, the cheesiness is raising to hazardous levels! Ha)
(Un)fortunately, I haven't been spending the previous year in absolute dissolute fashion, so the supposed sobering feeling one gets from turning 21 is not exactly hitting me. Damn. I was looking forward to it!!
Hence, I will have no choice but to continue being weird, hot-tempered, ice-queeny, reckless, irresponsible and unmanageable. I promise I will.
:)
Sunday, January 21, 2007
The Thing On Your Head You Call "HAIR"
I'd asked for a "long bob" with the original intention to balance out the uevenness of both sides of my extremely troublesome hair, a mistake committed by the last (auntie) hairdresser I went to and that the faggot at J.Yip gave me a straightened ramrod Cleopatra wig instead.
"Sophisticated and mature." was his evaluation on the fabulous mess he created.
It's amazing how some people have the cheek to say the darnest things! It was almost like re-living my rebonding nightmare 3 years back all over again. Thank god, this time more volume was retained, otherwise I would have commited suicide on my birthday and not lived to be able to watch any R21 movies in the cinemas.
(speaking of which, birthday pics will up up soon!)
After one round of fairly traumatizing salvational work, the Cleopatra wig has turned into a primary school muo gu tou. Thank you very much.
This calls for some serious affirmative action.
WHY. Why do we suffer in silence and subject our helpless selves to the mercy of the metallic tools of these "hairstylists", who charge an arm and leg for snipping away the precious keratin strands we take such pains to grow? How many of them really bother to scrutinize the quality of your hair, face shape, personal sense of S.T.Y.L.E, sit down to discuss patiently with you, THE CUSTOMER (is always right) about the haircut which is the best tradeoff between what you like and what would work for you before mindlessly playing Mindsweeper on your head?
It's been long enough. If I could have it my way, all hairstylists should come with Precautionary Tags:
Name: Mary-Anne
Number of Years in Industry: 5
Ability to comprehend native language: *****
Patience: **
Rebelliousness: ***
Mortality Rate: 38.24%
Speciality: Sleek assymetrical sci-fi bob cuts, a la Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux
Name: Keishi Nerdo San
Number of Years in Industry: 8
Ability to comprehend native language: **
Patience: *****
Rebelliousness: *
Mortality Rate: 47.19%
Speciality: Kawaii Auntie curls
Name: Edward Scissorhands
Number of Years in Industry: Equivalent to age
Ability to comprehend native language: ****
Patience: *
Rebelliousness: ****
Mortality Rate: 88.53%
Speciality: Anything goes.
Name: Daveed Gun
Number of Years in Industry: 21
Ability to comprehend native language: *
Patience: ***
Rebelliousness: **
Mortality Rate: 17.62%
Speciality: It will be special as long as you can pay $500 per Passion-ate haircut (price exclusive of GST).
Note to self: Do not do anything to hair for the next 6 months. DO NOT!!!
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Gia Carangi
I really NEED to see this film for myself to understand how icons do everything in style, right down to the way they leave this world. I bet it's all planned, it can't all be coincidence, can it?
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Miss
Loitering around pretentious websites that claim to "connect" you and your friends has certain undesirable and unexpected consequences. Especially... On a Saturday night with the subsiding rain creating that annoying reminiscent atmosphere.
Never thought I'd say this, but there might be a little, just a teeny weeny bit of me that may be missing (___).
Damn.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Oops
Well, regardless of whether you want to hear this,
And in all honesty,
From the bottom of my heart,
I think...
You suck.
Yeah, YOU.
Wait, did you think I was just going to sit around, cringe in disgust, mope, then start rotating in that old blame cycle forever?
Top on the 2007's 'To Do' List is "Be a Bitch." - So, if I think you suck, I am going to inform you.
Yes, YOU. :)
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Chocolate Elvis
Well, hello hello. Look how surprisingly pretty the view from my balcony turned one night, through the lens of my phoney camera.
Almost an accidental piece of art.